angrynerdyblogger:

what you think living in a mildly haunted house is like:

  • apparitions
  • walls bleeding
  • terror

what I can tell you it’s actually like:

  • reacting by saying “spoopy” and “creppy” a lot
  • inconvenient electrical faults
  • getting annoyed at hearing name called and no one replying

(via weisspuns)

I woke up this morning feeling incredibly nostalgic and wishing my friends and I were all home so we could just hang out on a lazy Saturday like we did in high school. Obviously that can’t happen, so instead, I’ve made my own plans.

I woke up this morning feeling incredibly nostalgic and wishing my friends and I were all home so we could just hang out on a lazy Saturday like we did in high school. Obviously that can’t happen, so instead, I’ve made my own plans.

girl-in-the-band25:

all-twerk-no-play:

folieatardis:

patricksbootydance:

beetwentz:

are you fucking kidding me

what.

WHY IS PETE ON THE WEATHER

and in today’s forecast, it seems that heaven’s grief will be bringing hell’s rain


And daddy said bring the thunder

oh I thought the first “are you fucking kidding me” was about the MILD AIR and the arrow pointing from her butt~fart jokes hey~

girl-in-the-band25:

all-twerk-no-play:

folieatardis:

patricksbootydance:

beetwentz:

are you fucking kidding me

what.

WHY IS PETE ON THE WEATHER

and in today’s forecast, it seems that heaven’s grief will be bringing hell’s rain

And daddy said bring the thunder

oh I thought the first “are you fucking kidding me” was about the MILD AIR and the arrow pointing from her butt

~fart jokes hey~

(via weisspuns)

Things I Never Learned In High School

clevergirlhelps:

sweetandlovelygirl7:

w0lf-eyes:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

didn’t learn any of this in college either

yoooooo (part II)

BONUS

(Source: boguskudos, via its-cool-i-got-this)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via amanduhjoy)

comicsasart:

From Scott Pilgrim’s Finest Hour by Bryan Lee O’Malley.

I love how the central characters acknowledge the flaws in themselves and their relationship yet still choose to stay with each other despite the possibility it won’t work out. The complexity of Scott and Ramona’s relationship is one of the main reasons the comic has such emotional depth.

Plus, the line art is like so tight yo!

(via emilythebravee)

I really need to finish my class reading and go to bed but instead I’m sitting here like “hmm should I paint my nails??”

(the answer to that is no.)

(Source: amarahollande, via thehouseofdelirium)

Tea gets me through the day #vscocam

Tea gets me through the day #vscocam

pastel-stag:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

heh i have legit not even enough for a coffee

pastel-stag:

staragus:

babygirlintheshadows:

buffaluffalo:

ghdos:

cardinal-signs:

shaish:

firesalamander12:

I love this duck

I never thought of that this is genius.

huh.

When I was considering homelessness, I already knew I’d be doing this. It makes so much sense. Planet Fitness is only $10 a month so it’s not like you wouldn’t be able to afford it.

a friendly reminder

real life P.S.A..

I’ve had friends that have done this when they needed to escape their unsupportive families.

heh i have legit not even enough for a coffee

(Source: crystal-bahl, via khaleesia)

THE ORIOLES CLINCHED THE EAST OH HAPPY DAY!

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via noretreat-noregrets)

I got on the computer like 2 hours to do homework and guess what none of it is done

at least I showered though?

I’ve been integrating ~internet language~ into my own speaking patterns so much over the last year or so. A text I just sent included “@ ur house”, and I say “lol” and “hashtag” out loud in conversation multiple times a day.

highschool me would hate me.

I love it.