bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

literally I read the post and thought “Schiffer” this tag made my night

(via acutebelligerence)

munarloth-hp:

believeinprongs:

Hold up 

So in Philosopher’s Stone during Christmas, Harry gets this from the Dursley’s: 

"We received your message and enclose your Christmas present. From Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia."

We’ve received your message.

Does that mean Harry actually sent them a Christmas letter?????

THIS BOY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

no he just told them that he was staying at Hogwarts for Christmas duh

edens-blog:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video

oh my GOD

(via poppiefields)

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

(Source: shreksticles, via kyliesparks27)

Basically our relationship/personalities in a nutshell
she’s so chill about it and I’m just…yeah I get it but fuck that bitch.

Basically our relationship/personalities in a nutshell

she’s so chill about it and I’m just…yeah I get it but fuck that bitch.

This is why we’re friends

I just asked Claire if she ever figured out why the girl was mean to her and she was like “no but we’re kind of friends now” and I’m still like FUCKIN NOPE

I can and will hold grudges forever 

this girl followed me on instagram the other day and I was like “nah you were mean to my little sister when you guys were 13 fuck you” 

the end.

janiceghosthunter:

((You guys don’t know steampunk until you head on over to this awesome little slice of heaven over here in Baltimore. This is a repurposed power plant that was built in 1900 that was converted into a Barnes and Nobel. It boasts a good selection of books, has the obligatory Starbucks inside with an awesome view of the city, but also has a really neat and informative aquarium that features wildlife you’d find in the bay! This is one awesome looking place to read. If you guys ever visit me up here in Maryland, we’d totally visit this Barnes and Noble.))

literally if I lived closer to Baltimore (ok it’s only 40 minutes but still that’s FAR sort of) I’d be here ALL THE TIME

(via bhaskinthesun)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via nortonthe2nd)

forever-river-song:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

this is one of my favorite things

(Source: pleated-jeans.com, via softerrevolution)

My new favorite shirt! #quidditch (21 - #100days)

My new favorite shirt! #quidditch (21 - #100days)

what does this even mean

what does this even mean

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thegirlinapartment34)

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant, via nortonthe2nd)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

seriouslyrachel:

amandabynesustogether:

mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

Dude I wrote to wear pink on my calender months ago :o

ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK

(via perfectopatronum)