I want to be propositioned by a girl
But I feel like I’d be a dick because I wouldn’t say yes to just anyone
But now that that could be a thing, I just want to know what it’s like to feel attractive to girls I guess
I need to know who made this one.
If Frozen was a hand drawn animated movie!
yes this is very good
Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*
FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY
you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important.
as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south
a girl that lived down the street from my mom when she was younger died because she wouldn’t tell the EMTs what she took. she screamed and screamed for forever and then just died. TELL THE TRUTH.
Signal boosting the hell out of this for festy season! Never be afraid to seek help if you need it, it could be a matter of life or death!
"Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
ugh I’m getting frozen yogurt with friends and that’s all well and good but do you know what this means?
I have to put on pants
and a BRA
lollipoplinds asked: I think it's gonna happen! Only about 5,000 more!
$34,129 as of 8:45 PM ($5,871 to go)!
We’re getting close, but it’s not over yet! I know I’d love to see us make it past the goal, to give us some additional funds to drop into things like the special effects and soundtrack!
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#EVEN IF YOU WANNA JUST GO FOR A DRIVE THERES NOWHERE TO DRIVE TO
#OH YOU’RE BORED? #LET’S GET DRUNK, GET PREGNANT, OR GO BOWLING #THAT’S ALL THERE IS #WE CAN DO ALL 3 IN ONE NIGHT IF YOU WANT BUT WHAT ELSE’LL WE DO FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.